This week, I bring you some of the (in my opinion) funniest quotes I’ve heard from around the blogosphere recently.
From Critical QQ:
“For those of you who follow my armory page, you may have noticed that my haste has risen to a mighty value of 1175. For those of you do not, my haste has risen to a mighty value of 1175.”
“We should have gotten Insanity, but we went into phase 3 with the Exhaustion debuff. It was my fault– I forgot that taking my shirt off triggers global Heroism.”
From Greedy Goblin:
“Politics is like a sewer tank: the largest pieces float atop.”
“You Fail At Cooldowns If…
- When asked to use them you check the temperature of your CPU
- You believe you have no cooldowns”
[Author’s note: There were a lot of good ones in this post, these are just two]
From Cold Comfort:
“Fine. There’s a solution for that. Don’t use the Dungeon Finder. If you’re unwilling to mix with people you haven’t met before, don’t put yourself in a situation where that is the only possible outcome.
It’s like having a peanut allergy and going to work for Planter’s. No good will come of this.”
And from the name of the Yogscast’s Star Trek Online review:
“I just Shatner my pants.”
Did you see anything funny around the web recently that you’d like to share? Any other deserving quotes? Leave a comment below!